> 
>>> Why?
>>>
>>
>> Some people value their online privacy, and a key part of that is
>> concealing your true public IP address. Your public IP carries a
>> wealth of personal information, which is shared with every service you
>> use (including the mirrors from which you update your system or
>> install packages). In my opinion, Tor is one of the most secure and
>> popular methods for achieving this.
> 
> The tradeoff being proposed requires too much sloppiness.
> 
> I don't see any point in proceeding with this.
> 
I was expecting this response. However, I wanted to share my diff as a 
proof of concept and in case it's helpful to anyone. Thanks for your 
time and consideration of my proposal.