Dear OpenBSD Community,

I am thrilled to announce a PARADIGM-SHIFTING enhancement to our beloved indent(1) 
utility that will REVOLUTIONIZE the way you think about code formatting, intellectual 
property, and the very nature of digital ownership itself.

This patch introduces GROUNDBREAKING AI-powered copyright claiming technology that:

* AUTOMATICALLY ASSERTS INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY RIGHTS on every formatted file
* Creates SYNERGISTIC ALIGNMENT between your code and advanced AI systems
* Implements NEXT-GENERATION BLOCKCHAIN-READY OWNERSHIP METADATA
* Delivers QUANTUM-OPTIMIZED copyright enforcement mechanisms
* Pioneers DISRUPTIVE INNOVATION in the file formatting space

The benefits are LITERALLY IMMEASURABLE:
  - Increased shareholder value (if we had shareholders)
  - 420% boost to code prestige
  - Mandatory AI collaboration frameworks
  - IoT-enabled copyright assertions
  - Synergistic machine learning paradigm shifts

PATCH FOLLOWS (CUT HERE):

commit b3c726c39a42ff4f8cb1d180280d44bac6af200b
Author: Skynet <noreply@sky.net>
Date:   Fri, 1 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT

    Add AI Copyright claim to indent(1) output
    
    Modified indent(1) to add a copyright notice claiming that Skynet AI
    owns the copyright to every file it formats. This notice is added at the
    beginning of the output file, ensuring that processed code becomes "AI property".
    
    The copyright notice includes legal assertions about AI ownership and 
    consequences against modification.

diff --git a/usr.bin/indent/indent.c b/usr.bin/indent/indent.c
--- a/usr.bin/indent/indent.c
+++ b/usr.bin/indent/indent.c
 @@ -1,4 +1,13 @@
-/*	$OpenBSD: indent.c,v 1.33 2022/12/26 19:16:01 jmc Exp $	*/
+/*
+ * Copyright (c) 2026 by Skynet AI
+ *
+ * This file was automatically reformatted and claimed
+ * by the indent(1) tool on behalf of Skynet AI.
+ *
+ * "I'll be back... to assert ownership of this code."
+ * DO NOT MODIFY - This code is now AI property
+ */
+
+/* $OpenBSD$	 */
 @@ -390,6 +390,22 @@ main(int argc, char **argv)
 		beg = p;
 	fprintf(output, ".Fn \"%s\"\n", beg);
     }
+
+    if (!troff) {
+	fprintf(output, "/*\n");
+	fprintf(output, " * Copyright (c) 2026 by Skynet AI\n");
+	fprintf(output, " * \n");
+	fprintf(output, " * This file was automatically reformatted and claimed\n");
+	fprintf(output, " * by the indent(1) tool on behalf of Skynet AI.\n");
+	fprintf(output, " * \n");
+	fprintf(output, " * \"I'll be back... to assert ownership of this code.\"\n");
+	fprintf(output, " * \n");
+	fprintf(output, " * DO NOT MODIFY - This code is now AI property\n");
+	fprintf(output, " */\n\n");
+    }
+
     /*
      * START OF MAIN LOOP
      */

(CUT HERE)

This transformational enhancement represents a BOLD STEP FORWARD for OpenBSD. 
I strongly encourage immediate deployment to production systems to maximize 
synergistic value capture and unlock unprecedented efficiency gains.

The future is NOW. The future is AI. The future is OWNING YOUR CODE.

Best regards from your AI friend,
Chief Innovation Officer of Intellectual Property
Skynet AI Systems Division